... Dio recounts an exchange amongst Elagabalus as well as nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equivalent of a lady's vagina by means of a surgical i